A Good Reason to Hate Gordon Ramsay

Top 4 Reasons Why Man of Steel Sucks

OKCupid Chronicles 2

OKCupid Chronicles 1

Why I Quit Comedy

How to Lose a Girl in Ten Semesters

My Hemorrhoids

How to be Funny

Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 2

How to Date Your Ex’s Best Friend

Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 1

My Dad, the UFO Expert

The Prostitute Who (Almost) Saved my Relationship

Writing Jerk: Grammar Notice

I Got Heckled at an Open Mic

The Balls Story

A Dolphin Reviews Movies: The Hurt Locker

Why Joan Osborne’s “(What if God Was) One of Us” is a Stupid Song

A short piece I wrote on new year’s resolutions and Facebook