The Insane Clown Posse Are Sane Proponents of Thomas Kuhn’s Paradigm Theory
Opinion: Now Is Not the Time to Talk About the Texas-Sized Asteroid Hurtling Toward Earth
How to Report People on Twitter Without Wanting to Quit Twitter
A Jew Tells You Why It’s Good Someone Punched a Nazi
How to Feel Better After This Election (But Just a Little Bit)
Evan’s Cranky Writing Corner: How Not to Use “Decimate”
How to Lose a Girl in Ten Semesters
Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 2
How to Date Your Ex’s Best Friend
Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 1
The Prostitute Who (Almost) Saved my Relationship
A Dolphin Reviews Movies: The Hurt Locker
Why Joan Osborne’s “(What if God Was) One of Us” is a Stupid Song
A short piece I wrote on new year’s resolutions and Facebook