My Writing

The Insane Clown Posse Are Sane Proponents of Thomas Kuhn’s Paradigm Theory

Opinion: Now Is Not the Time to Talk About the Texas-Sized Asteroid Hurtling Toward Earth

How to Report People on Twitter Without Wanting to Quit Twitter

A Jew Tells You Why It’s Good Someone Punched a Nazi

How to Feel Better After This Election (But Just a Little Bit)

Evan’s Cranky Writing Corner: How Not to Use “Decimate”

OKCupid Chronicles 2

OKCupid Chronicles 1

Why I Quit Comedy

How to Lose a Girl in Ten Semesters

My Hemorrhoids

How to be Funny

Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 2

How to Date Your Ex’s Best Friend

Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict 1

My Dad, the UFO Expert

The Prostitute Who (Almost) Saved my Relationship

Writing Jerk: Grammar Notice

I Got Heckled at an Open Mic

The Balls Story

A Dolphin Reviews Movies: The Hurt Locker

Why Joan Osborne’s “(What if God Was) One of Us” is a Stupid Song

A short piece I wrote on new year’s resolutions and Facebook