Finally, I, Evan Jacobs, the god-come-to-earth that you all love so unconditionally, have a blog. Granted, it’s my third blog after www.esjacobs.blogspot.com and www.keithandevansblog.blogspot.com, but this is my first WordPress blog and my first real blog about comedy. Why should you read it? I’ll give you one reason. No, fuck that, I’ll give you five reasons.
Why should you read this blog? I’ll tell you why, in five, succinct, easy-to-digest reasons.